I Was So Drunk At A Keg Party – My Eye Popped Out

by SusanANSYupdated on May 5, 2024December 12, 2021

Guest Post by Alex

We would typically have a keg party on the weekends when school was in session. I was a member of a social fraternity at a small Midwestern college.

During one keg party, I remember getting so drunk and I had to blink really hard to clear my vision. Lo and behold, my one and only “good eye” contact lens popped out and was now MISSING.

To make matters worse, I’m nearsighted … so my vision was even more blurred through the mass amounts of beer sloshing around in my stomach.

Back To Basic Specs

After the keg party, I had a classmate walk me back to my dorm room, where I retrieved my glasses for the night.

The next day, I returned to the fraternity house to see if my contact lens had been found. One of the fraternity brothers chuckled, “Yes, I found a small blue piece of plastic this morning in the urinal in the men’s room!”

Don’t Use This Cleaning Method At Home

He also mentioned that he urinated on it to make sure it was “all cleaned off”.

This was an example of how alcohol can be an embarrassment at a party, and why you can do things when you’re drunk that can be a real embarrassment.

Thanks, Alex, for sharing that embarrassing keg party incident. Can’t say that I’d consider ever wearing that contact lens again after that method of ‘cleaning’! 😉

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